2. Unacceptable

[sws_mizuki]

 The chicken situation is even worse than I feared. Rest assured I will be submitting a report to HQ. 

Comments

[mgakuto]

Why?

[sws_mizuki]

They attacked me!! Without provocation!

[mgakuto]

Did you go into their habitat? Did you stare at PeanutBiscuit’s dead head too hard??? Did you make a weird sound???

[sanada_g]

They're chickens...

[sws_mizuki]

They're almost-featherless, sometimes multi-headed, murderous chickens. They left claw marks all over my face!

[sanada_g]

I did read some documentation that the stress of the flight caused them to moult. What an interesting science experiment for the scientists on board to figure out why the feathers didn't regrow as normal.

And perhaps they were nesting. Chickens can be quite territorial.

[chickens]

What happened?

[sws_mizuki]

I was proceeding with my inspection with Dr. Yukimura when the chickens suddenly attacked! Do you have an explanation for this unusual bird behaviour?

[chickens]

Oh. You probably should've waited until I got back, to inspect them. I left recordings to control them, but after two weeks I think they're getting a bit ineffective.

[chickens]

ALSO LOL YOU'RE IN MEDBAY

[ooc: never posted]

[byodoin]

Oh, you met the monster birds.

[sws_mizuki]

So you admit they're monsters!

[byodoin]

Oh, they absolutely are. Not really a threat to the general public though. They keep them contained now.

[floranotfauna]

The fuck you will.

I'm afraid you didn't give them enough time, Mr. Mizuki. As with all creatures, they need to acclimate to a new presence. I'd also like to point out that your cologne was rather... strong and I think that might have also triggered them.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[sws_mizuki]

I'm not doubting you, Dr. Yukimura, but surely you can see that those are very unnatural reactions for domestic fowl to be having! My cologne should not have factored into that!

[spaceninja144]

Are none of the eggs hatching?

[sws_mizuki]

I didn't see any eggs. The chickens are all monsters though.

[akutagawa_j]

The chickens are HORRIBLE. They ate my laser pointer!

[sws_mizuki]

I'm so glad someone finally agrees with me!

[oshitari_yuushi]

And you wondered what I meant when I mentioned 'chicken apocalypse'

[sws_mizuki]

Oh, Dr. Oshitari, I was wrong to doubt you.

[toastzuka]

This is why I suggested we try cooking them with explosives under a controlled environment.

[sws_mizuki]

Explosives?!!

[akutsu]

This is just makin' me feel the need to stay the fuck away from those things even more.

[sws_mizuki]

You should! They are vicious monsters.