2. Unacceptable

[sws_mizuki]

 The chicken situation is even worse than I feared. Rest assured I will be submitting a report to HQ. 

Comments

[chickens]

Sounds very peaceful. Is this something that's been in the family for a while then?

[sws_mizuki]

Oh yes! We've had it for 200 years! Sadly it's not much to look at anymore.

[chickens]

Yeah, the climate got pretty rough there. Do you think this has ruined cherries for you a bit? or are they something you can still enjoy?

[sws_mizuki]

I'll still eat them and enjoy them, but they'll never be as good as the ones we used to have.

[chickens]

What's your favourite way of enjoying cherries?

[sws_mizuki]

Freshly picked off the tree, of course.

[chickens]

Cherry cakes? And tea?

[sws_mizuki]

Also very nice. Are you offering?

[chickens]

I'm a terrible baker. You'd have to talk to Tachibana who makes delicious cakes. But I wouldn't say no.


... Do you play board games?

[sws_mizuki]

Hmm, I'll make a note of it.

I do. Monopoly, Cluedo, the usual family favourites.

[chickens]

Oh I love Cluedo. Brings out my inner Sherlock Holmes.

[sws_mizuki]

We should play sometime!

After we have a discussion about the chicken operation.

[chickens]

How about we wait until I get back from family leave and see how they're acting. I think they're probably just missing me and will go back to being their usual peaceful, egg-laying selves once I'm back.

[sws_mizuki]

Hmm...

Fine, I'll give you another chance.

[chickens]

So kind. Maybe we can have a picnic in the chicken coop together.